Never Argue With a Man, Use Your Brains Like This Lady

A woman went on a night out with her friends the husband was furious and tells the kids that when she comes back they must not open the door for her. At about 12 o'clock the woman comes back and knocks... the husband tells her "Go back and
sleep where you are coming from" and the woman answered" I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my hand bag on top of the table or give it to me, there are lots of men at the party!"

The husband opened the door and said "idiot" u are not going anywhere!"